gnostic youth's
tiki time
enter the tiki zone
sacrifice to pele later
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welcome to tiki time
to order drinks, click on your bartender (upper left).
to get to the jukebox, click on the wall speaker
(upper right) and make sure your page is unmuted.
to have a cigarette, click your pack.
to restart and choose another character,
refresh the webpage.
(you can return to this menu anytime
by clicking this bottle)
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offerings
menu items coming soon
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jukebox offerings
lost vessel
drecxiya - neptune's lair
shuttle cock
ashra - blackouts
you and your folks, me and my folks
funkadelic - maggot brain
the man-machine
kraftwerk - the man-machine
reefer sutherland
bongripper - hippie killer
carport dispensary
al cisneros - sinai dub box
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pick your poison
mai tai
can't deny a trader vic classic
zombie
the one by donn beach,
not the cranberries
kahiki kai
the tastiest cream of coconut drink there is!
(frankie's tiki room, las vegas)
aloha aina
nutty and purple. deceptively smooth.
(huli huli tiki lounge, columbus)
jamaican mule
a tiki variation on the classic mule
beer
because sometimes you don't want 3oz of rum
painkiller
like a spicier, darker pina colada.
three dots and a dash
three dots, one dash, infinite victory
dragon water
dragon this water across the. bar!!!
(shrunken head tiki, colorado springs)
fog cutter
potent enough to make you forget
what fog even is.
jungle bird
rum, pineapple, and campari
having a very loud party
scorpion bowl
a shareable tropical punch that
sneaks up on you quickly
choose your bartender
princess zelda
can't waste time because she has a kingdom to run
could definitely be the bar manager
kind but no-nonsense
lieutenant commander
data
100% free pour accuracy rate
bonus history lessons about anything tangentially related to your conversation
definitely the best drinks you'll get
thomas
bernhard
the spirit of postwar author thomas bernhard
pretty drepressing, lots of monologue
not much else to say here
arcade
gannon
looking for a nice man
why is he a bartender? i thought doctors were doing alright in this economy
idk i'd gossip
cicero
get what you get i guess
histrionic assassin
at least you'll be...jested